Sms In Hinid

Sms In Hinid Definition

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Ek Ladka aur ek Ladki ki shaadi hui
Category: Double Meaning Sms, Funny Sms, Girls-Boys Sms.
Ek Ladka aur ek Ladki ki shaadi hui..

Aap yakeen nahi karoge ke doosrey din hi

Unka Bachaa hua

khana kharab ho gaya..

Fridge me nahi rakha tha na !


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Nani to a kid: Soja DIPLOMA soja!
Category: College-School Sms, Double Meaning Sms, Jokes.
Nani (to a kid): Soja DIPLOMA soja!
Padosan: diploma kyo bulati ho isse?
Nani: Meri ladki College DIPLOMA lene gayi thi,
ye leke aa gayi..!! :D


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Mam: Agar me teri maa ban jauto tuje 2 din me sudhar du!
Category: College-School Sms, Double Meaning Sms, Funny Sms, Jokes.
Mam: Agar me teri maa ban jauto tuje 2 din me sudhar du!
Golu: madam me abhi jake
apne bapu ko btata hu ki..
bapu teri lotery lgne wali hai. :p


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Kahte hain, Shaadi ki gaantth to aasman mein hi bandh jati hai
Category: Double Meaning Sms, Funny Sms, Husband-Wife Sms.
Kahte hain..
Shaadi ki gaantth to aasman mein hi bandh jati hai..

Insan to sirf petikot salwar bra ki
gaantthe kholne ke liye hi zamin par bheja jaata hai.


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Teacher: What is love?
Category: College-School Sms, Double Meaning Sms.
Teacher: What is love….???
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Student:
‘L’ ko hath me lekar
‘O’ ko dabate hue
‘V’ me dalte waqt jo
‘E’ ki aawaz nikalti hai
use hi LOVE kahte hai..!!


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Aaj tak meri itni insult nahi hui
Category: Double Meaning Sms, Funny Sms, Jokes, Santa-Banta Sms.
Santa court mein judge se:
Aaj tak meri itni insult nahi hui,
meri nai padson ne mujhe nahate hue dekh lia he!

Judge: to tum kya chahte ho?
Santa: Badla.


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Exam aur Sex ke baad ladkiyan kaisa mehsoos karti hai!
Category: Double Meaning Sms, Exam Sms, Funny Sms, Girls-Boys Sms.
EXAM Aur SEX ke baad ladkiyan kaisa mehsoos karti hai!
1. Kitna LAMBA tha,
2. Kash thoda TIME aur mil jata,
3. Pehle DARR lag raha tha, par kitna EASY gaya.


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An Egyptian girl asked an Indian boy
Category: Double Meaning Sms, Funny Sms, Girls-Boys Sms, Jokes.
An EGYPTIAN girl asked an INDIAN boy:
What can u do for me?

The boy replied:
come behind the PYRAMID.
I will make u MUMMY.


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Santa ne blade se apni girlrfrd ka naam hath par likha
Category: Double Meaning Sms.
Santa ne blade se apni girlrfrd ka naam hath par likha.
5 min baad jor jor se rone laga.
Banta: kyu rote ho.?
Santa: bhench*d LADO ki jagah LODA likh liya.


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Meri us jagah hath lago jahan haddi na ho
Category: Double Meaning Sms, Girls-Boys Sms, Jokes.
Boy to Girlfriend:
Meri us jagah hath lago jahan haddi na ho.

Ladki haste hue: Chal fir nikaal bahar,
Pakdu??
Teri Zubaan Ko.

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