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Thursday 5 September 2013

Jokes For Text Messages

Jokes For Text Messages Definition

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Flirt sms messages | Insult sms messages | Flirty sms | Flirt women on mobile phone Dark were those Days without UR sight....When I was in Darkness U gave me Light.....U gave me Light 2 make Life Bright.......THANK YOU SO MUCH U "T U B EL I G H T" saaya I luv the way it rubs aganst the soft pink flesh creating creamy fomy liquid, as it trust in and out up & down, cant wait till nxt time my toothBrush Zizo Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi. Sagar se gahara koi nahi. Aab aapki kya tarif karu... Dost me aap jaisa... Nalayak koi nahi! soha I ask god a Flower ,he give me agarden. i ask a tree, he give me a Forest. iask a lake , he gave me An ocean, Iask a fool, he gave UR Mob no......george ANDHE KAY HATH MAY TORCH . BEHRAY KAY HATH MAY RADIO.. GUNGAY KAY HATH MAY MIC.. OR.......... APP KAY HATH MAY (MOBILE)....... KIA ZAMANA AAGAYA HAY.......HONEY Pehle gale se lagao, Phir kiss karo... Phir bed pe litao, Phir uske legs uthao.. Agar bachhe ne susu kar dia, to pamper badlo...Abhishek R u Male or Female ??? Wants to know the answer... Then see down . . . . Not here u fooooooool...Abhishek hold it gently,put2fingrs,if dey dnt fit,fos dem in,if de hole's big enaf,put3, muv up&down,slowly..ooh yes.. can u fil it? dats how u wash a glass.slezz Opn ur legs n get on top of me..well, do ur thng nice n slow..,open it wide so dat u can do ur thng quik, There u go!!u've jst dropd a bomb on me [Toilet] slezz AB BASANTI AA KAR AAP KE SAMNE DANCE KAREGI WAIT..... WAIT..... WAIT..... BASANTI KUTTON KE SAMNE DANCE NAHIEN KARTImukesh Jis Tarah Shereen Bina Farhad Mar Gaya Jis tarah Laila Bina Majnoon Mar Gaya Bilkul Usi tarah haan Usi tarh yeh kabhi bhi mat sochna k main tumhare bina mar jaonga......lolz.... Ajnabee Once a baby monkey ask his mum...."mum why r v so ugly?"Mum replies..."Beta essa mat bol kio k jo yeh sms parh raha hay wo hum sai bhi ugly hay Sweetlarki_aliza roses are red,violets are blue, the bulldog next door reminds me of you pelo Today, tommorow and yesterday there will be one heart that would always beat for you You know Whose??? your Own Stupid!!! Mukhoji
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