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Thursday 5 September 2013

Hindi Chutkule Sms

Hindi Chutkule Sms Definition

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Wife agar husband ko naukar samjhe
By Despande Eshani
Banta: Wife agar husband ko naukar samjhe to husband ko kyakarna chahiye? Santa: Zyada kuch nahi, do char ghar aur pakad lene chahiye. ... more>>
Mai tujhe bike jaru dilaunga.
By Leena Thakur
Dad santa:tu exam mai pas ho ya fail,mai tujhe bike jaru dilaunga... Banta: kaun si bike? Santa: Pas hua to pulsar colg jane k liye,fail hua to rajd... more>>
Difference Between Mother & GF Tears?
By soumya Soman
Santa-What is the Difference Between Mother's & GF's Tears? Classic Answer By Banta- Mother's Tears Effect Our HEART & GF's Tears Effect Our POC... more>>
Mai teri kismat me nai
By Amrita Patel
A real GF is nt one who says, . . . "mai teri kismat me nai, tum muje bhool jao." . . . . A true gf is one who says, . . . . "tu padhai... more>>
Sochne K Liye Paise Nahi Lagte.
By Maya Kapoor
Santa : Soch Raha Hu Ki USA Ghumaun, Kitna Paisa Lagega? Banta : Kuch B Nahi Santa : Kaise? Banta : Sochne K Liye Paise Nahi Lagte ... more>>
Taala Khulwanay ja rha hun...
By Kiran Kumari
SANTA Ghar Ka Darwaza Ukhaad Ke Kandhe Pe Rakh Ke Ja Raha Tha. Kisi Ne Puchha: Oye Kahan Ja Rahe Ho? SANTA:Chabi kho gyi h Taala Khulwanay ja rha hu... more>>
A good teacher according to students .
By Rohit Verma
A good teacher according to students is 1 who : -Should Be Absent At Least 3 Times A Week -Should Come In Class 10mins Late And Left The Class 10 Mi... more>>
Mujhe to bas apne kal ke math homework kar an he.
By Sheetal Rai
Chota Santa stopped by the corner grocery store and read the following list to the Sabji wala 10 kilo sugar at Rs 1.25 a kilo 4 kilo coffee at Rs1.5... more>>
Height of Good Luck...
By Varnit K P
Height of Good Luck ...! Teacher: Hey! Stand up. Tell me two pronouns. . . . Student: Who? Me? Teacher: Very Good, Sit down ... more>>
Commerce students are creative.
By Meenal T
Agar mummy chappal maregi to uski journal entry kya hogi... CHAPPAL A/C Dr. TO IZZAT A/C (being chappal received from mummy and izzat goes out) ... more>>
Santa Banta Ko Gusse Se Bol Raha Tha.
By Aparna kulkarni
Santa Banta Ko Gusse Se Bol Raha Tha. Santa: Yaar, Jab Mene Tujhe Khat Likha Tha Ki Meri Shaadi Par Jaroor Aana, Tum Aaye Kyun Nahi? Banta: Ohh ... more>>
Dear child of the first class,
By Harshita Bhatnagar
Dear child of the first class, "I'll make you feel?" Madam: Very nice. Child: Then my mother - father send him away when your house? Sir: Why? ... more>>
Aishwaria Bacchans daughter in school.
By Abhilasha Sharma
Aishwaria Bacchans daughter in school. Teacher-who's ur Grandpa? Baby-Big B Teacher-who's ur mom? aby-Miss world. Teacher-who's ur dad? Baby... more>>
Train me raat bhar nind nhi ayi.
By Abhilasha Sharma
Santa:Train me raat bhar nind nhi ayi, upr ki seat mili thi, garmi bahut thi. Banta:To xchnge krna tha Santa:Kisse krta? Niche ki seat pe koi aya ... more>>
Is baar tum fail ho jaoge to mujhe papa mt kehna.
By Alisha Roy
Santa-Beta agr tum fail ho jao to mujhe papa mt kehna (Some days later) Papa-Bete result ka kya hua? Santa-Dimag kharab mt kr "MangiLal ... more>>