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Santa Banta Jokes

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Salman Khan arrives home to find 'Salman is an idiot' written right in front of his door.

He says to his friend: 'That's strange - this seems to be written in urine.... Do some tests and find out who did it.'

Later that day, his friend returns to Salman.

'Bad news, I'm afraid! The urine is that of Vivek Oberoi!'

'I would have expected that...', Salman says, 'Why is that bad?'

'Well, the handwriting is Aishwarya's!'

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Last edited by angad; 24-07-2007 at 08:36 PM.
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24-07-2007, 08:21 PM #2
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A newly married man was standing in front of a mirror naked and was admiring his physique.

'2 inches more & I will be a king.'

Suddenly the wife comes in and says,'2 inches less and you will be a queen!'
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24-07-2007, 08:31 PM #3
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Ansoo tere nikale to aankhein meri ho,
Dil tera dhadke to dhadkan meri ho,
Khuda kare ki apni dosti itni gehari ho,
Baap tu bane to Mehanat meri ho!
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24-07-2007, 08:33 PM #4
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Mangta hoon to deti nahin ho:

JAWAB MERI BAAT KA

Deti ho to khada ho jata hai:

ROM-ROM JAZBAAT KA

Kyon bolti ho ke dheere se daalo:

BALON MAIN PHOOL GULAB KA.
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Nice ones......
Repz Added..............

Lucky is the man who is the first love of a woman,
but luckier is the woman who is the last love of a man.
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QUESTION: What is the similarity between burnt toast and pregnant a girlfriend?
ANSWER: In both cases the guy thinks,'Do second pehle nikal liya hota to kitna acha hota'
New style of proposing a girl
"I have spent many sleepless nights 4 u n i don't want my son 2 do d same 4 ur daughter, so lets make them brother n sister"