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Thursday 5 September 2013

Santabanta Hindi Sms

Santabanta Hindi Sms Definition

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The Definition of Slow!
Santa was a slow worker and found it difficult to hold down a job. After a visit to the job center he was offered work at the local Zoo.

When he arrived for his first day, the keeper aware of his reputation told him to take care of the tortoise section.

Later, the keeper dropped by to see how Santa was getting on and found him standing by an empty enclosure.

"Where are the tortoises?" he asked him.

"I can't believe it," said Santa. "I just opened the door and then.....Whooooosh!"

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