Santa Banta Sms Jokes

Santa Banta Sms Jokes Definition

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Santa ne cafe mein ek ladki se I Love you kaha
Ladki ne chanta mara aur boli:
Kya bola?
To Santa rote hue bola:
Jab suna nahi tune to chanta kyu mara?


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Santa: Agar nariyal ke ped pe chad jaun to
Category: College-School Sms, Jokes, Santa-Banta Sms.
Santa: Agar nariyal ke ped pe chad jaun to..
engineering college ki ladkiyan dikh jayegi
Banta: Pir hath chod dena,
to medical college ki bhi dikh jayegi.


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Bus Accident Man Crying
Category: Funny Sms, Jokes, Santa-Banta Sms.
Bus Accident
Man Crying: Mera hath kat gaya.
Bahut dard ho raha hai.

Santa: Abey chup baith.
Wo dekh uska gala kat gaya,
Fir bhi chup-chaap pada hai..!!


2.2K



Jailer: Faasi se pehle kisse miloge?
Category: Funny Sms, Husband-Wife Sms, Jokes, Santa-Banta Sms.
Jailer: Faasi se pehle kisse miloge?
Santa: Biwi Se
Jailer: Maa-Baap se nahi
Santa: Maa-Baap to agla jnm lete hi mil jyenge
biwi ke liye sala phir 25 saal wait karna padega!! :d


2.2K



Santa ki shaadi ke 3 mahine baad hi beta ho gaya
Category: Funny Sms, Husband-Wife Sms, Jokes, Santa-Banta Sms.
Santa ki shaadi ke 3 mahine baad hi beta ho gaya.
Santa: Ye 3 mahine mein bacha kaise ho gaya?
Biwi: Aapki shadi ko kitna time hua hai?
Santa: 3 mahine.
Biwi: Aur meri shadi ko?
Santa: 3 mahine.
Biwi: Aur bachcha kitne time baad hua?
Santa: 3 mahine baad.
Biwi: Total kitne mahine ho gaye?
Santa: Ohh teri vakai, 9 mahine ho gaye!
time ka pata hi nahi laga? :D


2.4K



Wife bathroom se naha ke nikli
Category: Funny Sms, Husband-Wife Sms, Jokes, Santa-Banta Sms.
Wife bathroom se naha ke nikli to Santa use ghur raha tha!

Wife romantic hokar:
Kuch karne ka irada hai kya?

Santa 2 thappad maar ke bola:
Mere garm pani se kyu nahayi!!


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Santa Car ki Battery change karwane gaya
Category: Jokes, Santa-Banta Sms.
Santa Car ki Battery change karwane gaya.
Mechanic: Sahab, Exide ki Daal doon?
Santa: Nahin yaar,
Dono side ki daal de warna phir Problem hogi.


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Santa ke lips jale hue the
Category: Husband-Wife Sms, Jokes, Santa-Banta Sms.
Santa ke lips jale hue the
Banta: Kaise jale
Santa: Wife ko railway steation drop krne gaya tha.
Banta: To?
Santa: Khushi ke mare.
Train ke engine ko choom liya :*


977



Aaj tak meri itni insult nahi hui
Category: Double Meaning Sms, Funny Sms, Jokes, Santa-Banta Sms.
Santa court mein judge se:
Aaj tak meri itni insult nahi hui,
meri nai padson ne mujhe nahate hue dekh lia he!

Judge: to tum kya chahte ho?
Santa: Badla.


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Santa: Chaddi lelo Chaddi
Category: Funny Sms, Girls-Boys Sms, Jokes, Santa-Banta Sms.
Santa: CHADDI lelo CHADDI..
Girl: Tumhe sharm nhi aati, kya gande shabd bol rahe ho, koi dusre naam se kehte
.
.
.
Santa: OK!
POND ke KHOL lelo, POND ke KHOL!


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