Shayari Sms

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Usay Hum Chor Den Lekin Bus ik Choti Si Uljhan Hai,
Suna Hai Dil Sy Dharkan Ki Judai Mout Hoti Hai.
Jb tk larka kunwara hy
Posted by Admin in Urdu Poetry SMS ( Characters : 151 | SMS Length : 1 )
Ek larki dosri larki se: tm ne mere lover ko i love u q kaha?
2nd larki: very Logical yar ” Jb tk larka kunwara hy,
Na tumhara hy na hmara hy”..
Iss Mein Do Jahan k Raaz Hyn.
Posted by Admin in Urdu Poetry SMS ( Characters : 98 | SMS Length : 1 )
Mukhtasir Itna K Do Harfo’n Se Ban Jata Hy Dil
Aur Wasee Itna k Iss Mein Do Jahan k Raaz Hyn…
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Teri nigah-e-naz main mera wajood
Posted by Admin in Urdu Poetry SMS ( Characters : 100 | SMS Length : 1 )
Teri nigah-e-naz main mera wajood, be-wajood….
Meri nigah-e-shoq main tere siwa,
Koi nahi…..
Muhabat Jeet Jayegi agar
Posted by Admin in Urdu Poetry SMS ( Characters : 100 | SMS Length : 1 )
Muhabat Jeet Jayegi agar Tum Maan Jao Tou,
Merey Dil Mein Tumhi Tum Ho Yeh Agr Jan Jao Tou ♥♥
Jee krta hy tujh ko
Posted by Admin in Urdu Poetry SMS ( Characters : 86 | SMS Length : 1 )
Jee krta hy tujh ko cheer dun ae dil..
na wo tujh main rahe, na wo mujh main rahe..
Teri Yaadon Se Hai
Posted by Admin in Urdu Poetry SMS ( Characters : 88 | SMS Length : 1 )
Teri Yaadon Se Hai Zindagi Mein Rounaq
Is Liye Apni Nahi Teri Zindagi Ki Dua Karte Hain
Bina Bataye Us nay Na Janay
Posted by Admin in Urdu Poetry SMS ( Characters : 102 | SMS Length : 1 )
Bina Bataye Us nay Na Janay kyun Yeh Doori Kar De
Bicharr K Uss Nay Mohabbat Hi Adhuri Kar De….!!
Tere aik aik lafz ko hazar
Posted by Admin in Urdu Poetry SMS ( Characters : 101 | SMS Length : 1 )
Tere aik aik lafz ko hazar matlab pehnaye hum ne,
Chain se soney na diya teri adhoori baaton ne..!
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Aarzoo Hai K Kabhi
Posted by Admin in Urdu Poetry SMS ( Characters : 94 | SMS Length : 1 )
Aarzoo Hai K Kabhi Hath Pakar Kar Mera..,,
Lay Chalay Wo Kisi Guzray Huye Kal Ki Janib…

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160by2 Hindi Sms

160by2 Hindi Sms Definition

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Msg Hindi New

Msg Hindi New Definition

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Delhi belly spirit aage badao yeah msg sabko sunao

Mangta hun to deti nahi ho,
Jawaab meri baat ka.

Aur deti ho to khada ho jata hai,
Rom-Rom jazbat ka.

Muuh me lena tumhe pasand nahi,
Ek bhi qatra sharab ka.

Phir Kyu bolti ho ke dheere se daalo,
Balon mein phool gulab ka?

Woh Soti rahi mein karta raha,
Intezaar uske jawab ka.

Abhi uske haath mei rakha hi tha ke usne pakad liya,
Guldasta Gulabon ka.

Usne kaha pichhe se nahi aaGe se karo,
Deedar Mere husn-e-shabbab ka.

Usne kaha bada maza aata hai jab andar jata hai,
Kano Mein Ek Ek lafz Tere pyar ka.


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Agar aadhi raat ko aapka dil kare aur biwi ka mood na ho
Category: Double Meaning Sms, Husband-Wife Sms.
Agar aadhi raat ko aapka dil kare aur biwi ka mood na ho
To
Biwi ko tang na kare
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Khud uthkar apne hath se
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Pani pee lein!!
Ek bar fir aapki soch ko salaam.


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Ek aurat saheli se
Category: Double Meaning Sms, Husband-Wife Sms, Jokes.
Ek aurat saheli se: Mujhe bachcha nahi ho raha!
Saheli: Tumhara pati namard hoga..?
Aurat: Mera Pati kya,
mujhe to tumhara pati bhi namard hi lagta hai.


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What is BULL RIDING in sex?
Category: Double Meaning Sms, Funny Sms.
What is BULL RIDING in sex?

TRY THIS:
Get on Top of Ur Girl While doing with her..
Whisper another girl’s name gently!
Then see how long u can stay on top??


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Ye hote hai manners
Category: Double Meaning Sms.
Kuchh seekho Penis se:
Lady dekh kar khada hona,
Seedha rehkar kaam karna,
Kaam khatam hone pe sirr jhukakar baith jana..
Ye hote hai manners..


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Khali jagah bharo
Category: Double Meaning Sms, Funny Sms, Hindi Sms, Insult Sms, Naughty Sms, Puzzle Riddles Sms, Question-Answer Sms, Scroll Down Sms.
Khali jagah bharo

____ Land ____ par ____ Choot.

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tum to wanhi tak sochoge..

Ans is:
Wood Land shoes Par Bhari Choot!


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Condom ka full form batao?
Category: Double Meaning Sms, Funny Sms.
1 Seminar mein Question pucha gya:
CONDOM ka full form batao?

1 Intellegent ladki ne jawab diya
C.Control
O.On
N.Natural
D.Drops
O.Of
M.Man’s Leakage.


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Lulli aur Zuban mein samanta
Category: Double Meaning Sms.
LULLI aur ZUBAN mein samanta
1. Dono mein HADDI nahi hoti.
2. Dono par kabu rakhna mushkil.
3. Dono se LAAR tapkti hai.
4. Dono ko Alag-Alag ITEM chkhne ka shouk hota hai.


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Boy: Aap ka naam kya hai?
Category: Double Meaning Sms, Girls-Boys Sms, Jokes.
Boy: Aap ka naam kya hai?
Girl: Pehan ke bataun ya bol ke?
Boy: Kya matlab?
Girl: PAYAL aur aapka?
Boy: Haath mein dun ya muh mein?
Girl: Matlab?
Boy: Prasad.


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Men sure have Double Standards
Category: Double Meaning Sms.
Men sure have Double Standards:

Hate Cats
But Love PUSSY

Hate Donkeys
But Love ASS

Eat Chicken
But Saves His COCK

Hate Dogs
But Enjoy Their Style!!


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Funny Jokes Sms

Funny Jokes Sms Definition

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Dear Computer Users,
I do appreciate your kind attitude towards the other keys of keyboard!
But why do you press all the keys softly & hit me with your full power?
Yours Sincerely, Enter Key :D
Dear Lays Chips
Posted by Admin in Funny Jokes ( Characters : 164 | SMS Length : 2 )
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Dear Lays Chips ,
You forgot to include One thing under The Ingredients
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DEFINITION OF LAZINESS
Posted by Admin in Funny Jokes ( Characters : 169 | SMS Length : 2 )
DEFINITION OF LAZINESS :
Its a talent of taking rest before u get tired..
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Bcoz
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Prevention Is Better Than Cure.. :)
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Be Lazy Go Crazy….xP ;)
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If people commit suicide
Posted by Admin in Funny Jokes ( Characters : 153 | SMS Length : 1 )
If people commit suicide because of too many problems,
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when will my…
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Maths book commit suicide ???
It has tons of problems….xD
If Facebook get Banned
Posted by Admin in Funny Jokes ( Characters : 169 | SMS Length : 2 )
If Facebook get Banned,
You will See People Roaming ,
in the Streets
with Their Picture in their Hands
Crying & Screaming ..
“DO YOU LIKE THIS PICTURE ?” =P xP
fighting for a seat in a bus
Posted by Admin in Funny Jokes ( Characters : 154 | SMS Length : 1 )
Two ladies fighting for a seat in a bus ..
Bus Conductor : The older one should sit her xP
Both looked at each other and the seat remained empty :P
girls live longer than boys
Posted by Admin in Funny Jokes ( Characters : 194 | SMS Length : 2 )
Why girls live longer than boys???? ..
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Scientific studies have proved that ..
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“SHOPPING”
never causes HEART ATTACKS, but, .
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“PAYING the “BILLS” does
Solution For all The Problems
Posted by Admin in Funny Jokes ( Characters : 97 | SMS Length : 1 )
We Have Solution For all The Problems :D
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failed in Physics
Posted by Admin in Funny Jokes ( Characters : 304 | SMS Length : 2 )
Once a girl askd her bf :
Why we have units to measure weight, height & distance but not love, friendship & trust?
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Boy thought for a while……..
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Took her in his arms,
looked deep in her eyes & said ‘ Look Girl, DONT Eat my brain! I have already failed in Physics ‘ xP =P x”D
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FACT of GOOGLE
Posted by Admin in Funny Jokes ( Characters : 204 | SMS Length : 2 )
FACT of GOOGLE: . .
50% of the people use it well as a search engine..!!
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The other 50% of the people use it to check if their internet is connected or not!! ;)

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Santabanta Sms In Hindi

Santabanta Sms In Hindi Definition

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Ek Bahot Hi Khubsoorat Ladki Doctor Ke Paas Gayi Aur Boli : “Doctor Sahab Mere Ko Ajeeb Si Beemari Hai”
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Doctor: “Kya?”
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Main Pehla Kash Leti Hoon To Apne Shoes Utar Deti Hu,
Dusre Kash Mein Socks, Teesre Kash Mein Shirt Utar Deti Hu Aur …........”
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Doctor Beech Mein Usko Tokte Hue
Bola: “Mujhe Kuch Samajh Nahi Aa Raha, .
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Ek Kaam Karo Ye Lo Gold Flake Aur Aaram Se Pee Kar Batao.“.
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Mr. Kapoor comes home one night, and his wife throws her arms around his neck: "I have great news... I'm a month overdue. I think we're going to have a
baby!
The doctor gave me a test today, but until we find out for sure, we can't tell anybody."
The next day, Mrs. Kapoor receives a telephone call from Reliance Energy because the electricity bill has not been paid.
" Am I speaking to Mrs. Kapoor? "
"Yes... speaking"
Reliance guy, "You're a month overdue, you know!"
"How do YOU know?" stammers the young woman.
"Well, ma'am, it's in our files!" says the Reliance guy.
"What are you saying? It's in your files... HOW ???"
" Yes ..... We have a system of finding out who's overdue "
" GOD !!!... This is too much..."
"Madam, I am sorry... I am just following orders... I have to inform that you are overdue.."
"I know that ... let me talk to my husband about this tonight. He will speak to your company tomorrow.. "
That night, she tells her husband about the incident, and he, mad as a bull,rushes to Reliance office the next day morning.
"What's going on? You have it on file that my wife is a month overdue? What business is that of yours?" the husband shouts..
"Just calm down," says the lady at the reception at Reliance, "it's nothing serious. All you have to do is pay us."
"PAY you? And if I refuse?"
"Well, in that case, sir, we'd have no option but to cut yours off.."
"And what would my wife do then?" the husband asks.
"Well... I don't know. I guess she'd have to use a candle.
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Son: Papa circus dekhne chale???

Papa: No Son. I'm busy

Son: Usme 1 ladki ne bina kapdo k sher pe sawari ki he

Papa: Bahut ziddi ho gaye ho... Chalo bahut din hue sher nahi
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A Special Package for Business Men.
An Airline Introduced A Special Package For Business Men.
Buy Ur Ticket Get Ur Wife's Ticket Free.
After Great Success, The Company Sent Letters To All The Wives Asking How Was The Trip.
All Of Them Gave A Same Reply..."Which Trip?"
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Wife: bas kro ji raat k 12 baje se kar rahay ho
or subh k 6 ho chuke h.
Thake nahi kya? Kitna karoge?
Husbnd:
karne do na darling
abhi to mere 200 msg aur free h
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