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Thursday 5 September 2013

Funny Jokes Sms

Funny Jokes Sms Definition

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Dear Computer Users,
I do appreciate your kind attitude towards the other keys of keyboard!
But why do you press all the keys softly & hit me with your full power?
Yours Sincerely, Enter Key :D
Dear Lays Chips
Posted by Admin in Funny Jokes ( Characters : 164 | SMS Length : 2 )
|Lays’O'Lays|
Dear Lays Chips ,
You forgot to include One thing under The Ingredients
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Air =D
DEFINITION OF LAZINESS
Posted by Admin in Funny Jokes ( Characters : 169 | SMS Length : 2 )
DEFINITION OF LAZINESS :
Its a talent of taking rest before u get tired..
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Bcoz
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Prevention Is Better Than Cure.. :)
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Be Lazy Go Crazy….xP ;)
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If people commit suicide
Posted by Admin in Funny Jokes ( Characters : 153 | SMS Length : 1 )
If people commit suicide because of too many problems,
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when will my…
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Maths book commit suicide ???
It has tons of problems….xD
If Facebook get Banned
Posted by Admin in Funny Jokes ( Characters : 169 | SMS Length : 2 )
If Facebook get Banned,
You will See People Roaming ,
in the Streets
with Their Picture in their Hands
Crying & Screaming ..
“DO YOU LIKE THIS PICTURE ?” =P xP
fighting for a seat in a bus
Posted by Admin in Funny Jokes ( Characters : 154 | SMS Length : 1 )
Two ladies fighting for a seat in a bus ..
Bus Conductor : The older one should sit her xP
Both looked at each other and the seat remained empty :P
girls live longer than boys
Posted by Admin in Funny Jokes ( Characters : 194 | SMS Length : 2 )
Why girls live longer than boys???? ..
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“SHOPPING”
never causes HEART ATTACKS, but, .
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“PAYING the “BILLS” does
Solution For all The Problems
Posted by Admin in Funny Jokes ( Characters : 97 | SMS Length : 1 )
We Have Solution For all The Problems :D
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.Wen They R Not Ours ;)
failed in Physics
Posted by Admin in Funny Jokes ( Characters : 304 | SMS Length : 2 )
Once a girl askd her bf :
Why we have units to measure weight, height & distance but not love, friendship & trust?
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Boy thought for a while……..
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Took her in his arms,
looked deep in her eyes & said ‘ Look Girl, DONT Eat my brain! I have already failed in Physics ‘ xP =P x”D
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FACT of GOOGLE
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FACT of GOOGLE: . .
50% of the people use it well as a search engine..!!
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The other 50% of the people use it to check if their internet is connected or not!! ;)