Wednesday 4 September 2013

Hindi Text Messages

Hindi Text Messages Definition

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Jinke paas hai...

woh haath me leke hilate hai,

jinke paas nahi hai...

woh ungli dalke kam chalate hai



BOLO KYA?



Dirty Mind …… It is ….. TOOTH BRUSH'
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'A leaf which falls from d tree is at d mercy of wind,
it goes wherever wind takes it..

be d wind 2 drive others,
not d leaf to be driven by others.!'
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'Girl : Arey itna bara munh mein kaise daloon gi.
Boy : Jaldi se munh kholo.
Girl : Oops sare kapray geelay ho gaye.
Boy : Aur lo gee.
Girl: NA baba na yeh Gool Gapey tum he kahoo.'
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'Acha Howa Tu Khudi Ka Charcha,

Bura Howa Taqdeer Haari......'
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'There are TWO type of people in this world:-

1st those who "Lead the Life"..,

And

2nd those who "Are leaded by Life"......'
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'Relationships r like a book.
It taks a few seconds to burn
But
It takes years to write
So write it carfuly
&
never let it Burn!!'
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'Why is there a gate around cemeteries?
Because people are dying to get in.'
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'Jab light jaati hai tab sub ki khul jati hai
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Aankh Garmi se. :-)'
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'What’s an average 6 inch long
Inside a guy’s pants and girls love to blow it up?
?
?
?
?
A:1000- rupee currency note.!
Always think positive



Read more: Adult Sms - Part 4'
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'Sardar darakht pe ulta latka hua tha..

Dost:Tu darakht p Q latka hai?

Sardar:Yar sir dard ki goli khai thi kahin pet mein na chali jaye.'
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'*. .1 larka or larki
ki shadi hui to
ap yaqeen karo k
dosre din hi

un


ka
bacha
hua


khana
kharab hogya
fridge me nhi rakha tha na:-D'
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'Pehly hath mein lo
Phir mou me lo
Phir thook lagao
Phir seedha kero
Or andar ghusao
KITNA MUSHKIL KAAM HY SUI ME DHAGA DALNA'

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