Thursday 5 September 2013

Hindi Sms Funny

Hindi Sms Funny Definition

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Teacher: Pappu, Tumne Aaj Bhi Apna Homework Nahi Kiya, Bolo Kya Saza Doon?
Pappu: Teacher, Mere Bagal Wali Ladki Ne Bhi Nahi Kiya, Hum Dono Ko Bathroom Mein Band Kar Do Please…


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Short Double Meaning Sms Jokes
99 Saal Ka Ek Buddha Medical Store Gaya Aur Bola….
Bhai Takat(Double Meaning Andaaz Main) Ki Goli Dena….Aur Yeh Bhi Batao Leni Kaise hai?

Shopkeeper Ne Buddhey Ko Uppar Se Niche Tak Dekha Aur Bola ” Baba Tulsi Aur Gangajal Ke Saath Le Lena ”

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Girl Updated Her Facebook Status To
“Hurray, I Hav Got My Period”

50 “Likes” By Guys

20 Commented “Thank God”

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Sales Target & Pressure In Insurance Companies

Company ka sales executive toilet gaya,

Andar jaakar jor lagana shuru kiya,

Wall pe notice laga tha….

ITNA JOR Sales Pe Deta Toh TARGET Pura Ho Jaata !!


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Double Meaning Jokes sms Hindi
Party Main, Pappu Ne Ladki Se poocha: Tusi Dance Karoge?

Ladki Khadi Hokar: Haan

Funny Pappu (In Full Double Meaning Way): To Main Ye Kursi Le Leta Hoon..


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Double Meaning Jokes Short
Girlfriend: Tum Itne Kaale Kyun Ho

Boyfriend: Tum Kyun Tenshion Le Rahi Ho. Tumhare Baap Ka Kya Jaata Hai
G*******d: Mere Baap Ka Agar Gaya Hota To Tum Kaale Nahi Gore Paida Hote.




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Funny Delivery Jokes Hindi
Ek Baar Ek Mahila Party Main Ek Gynecologist Doctor Se, Doctor Sahab Pehchana Aapne Meri Delivery Ki Thi.
Doctor: Abe Chup Kar Main Chehre Se Kisi mahila Ko nahi Jaanta.

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1 comment:

  1. Holi is the biggest festival of Hindu religion but now it is celebrated by all religion irrespective of age and occupation. This festival of color, indeed sounds like fun with gulal. I love the Holi SMS in Hindi . I'm reading so far. Very captivating and heartfelt. Happy Holi to all!

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