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Wednesday 4 September 2013

Santa Banta Sms

Santa Banta Sms Definition

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Banta: How long did it take your wife to learn to drive?
Santa: It will be ten years in October!
Banta: How long did it take your wife to learn to drive?
Santa: It will be ten years in October!

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Santa to his driver, Jasbir, "I found this long brown hair on the back seat of my limousine. My wife's hair is black".
Jasbir: I'll give you an explanation, Sir.
Santa: Explanation nothing! What I want is an introduction!

Jeeto: Why do you wear specs whenever I come come?
Santa: The doctor told me to wear them whenever I see signs of headache!

Banta: Did you ever hear from your neighbour who borrowed Rs 5000 from you?
Santa: Every night. He used the money for a down payment on a TV set!
Banta: Did you ever hear from your neighbour who borrowed Rs 5000 from you?
Santa: Every night. He used the money for a down payment on a TV set!

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Banta: My wife drives me to drink.
Santa: You're lucky. I have to walk!
Banta: My wife drives me to drink.
Santa: You're lucky. I have to walk!

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Santa was challaned and he was asked to appear in court.
Judge: The traffic officer says you got sarcastic with him.
Santa: But I didn't intend to be. He talked to me like my wife does, and I forget myself and answered, "Yes, my dear!"

Santa to a fellow Delhi Metro passenger, "Pardon me, when does Connaught Place station arrive?"
Fellow Passenger: Just watch me get off one station after you do.
Santa: Thank you!

Santa: May I have some stationery?
Hotel Receptionist (haughtily): Are you a guest of the house?
Santa: Hell, no. I am paying 3000 Rupees a day!

Policeman: How did the accident happen?
Santa: My wife fell asleep in the back seat!
Policeman: How did the accident happen?
Santa: My wife fell asleep in the back seat!

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Santa got coaxed and bought an offbeat car brand. He went to the Car salesman and said, "You sold me a car two weeks ago".
Salesman: Yes , sir.
Santa: Tell me again all you said about it then. I'm getting discouraged!